"Weddings are perfect times for human pyramids."
"As evidence that human pyramids are truly a cultured, sophisticated activity, I offer the the Math and Computer Science Division of Argonne National Lab. If great mathematical and scientific minds such as these enjoy human pyramids, then you should too! "
MathProf goes nuts in his spare time, throws up pyramids wherever he can cuz its the right thing to do. Additionally, he coughs up a link to the shit-hot "A Simplicial Branch-and-Bound Algorithm for Solving Quadratically Constrained Quadratic Programs''. I have no idea where he's located; signs point to Arizona, website says Bethlehem PA (if ever a city needed pyramids!!), but his triangularity points to an everywhereness.
OTHER PYRAMID LOCATIONS DOCUMENTED:
Outside His Office Window
Moe & Joe's
Linderoth I am coming for you. Specifically to find out how you built a pyramid by screwing your friend's head into the kitchen light. Mathemeticians do it from the top down!