Sunday, August 15, 2010

Deodorant Isle: A List of Promises

Promises made by deodorant and anti-perspirant, many of which are applicable to Joaquin Phoenix, Kanye West, the military or small dogs. Interspersed with the dogs that appear when the words "lexie deodorant" are your google image search criteria.

  • Extra responsive in emotional moments. 
  • Responds to increases in adrenaline.
  • Shave less often. 
  • Feels dry in seconds. 
  • Dare to wear black. 
  • Unbeatable on white marks. 

  • Sized for airplane travel. 
  • Smells like wilderness, open air and freedom.
  • Fast drying technology.
  • Irresistable like chocolate. 
  • Non-irritating. 

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